Tuesday, April 10, 2012

We've Been Busy

I have been blogging                           just not here.

Check out our blog at Pacificwild: blog.pacificwild.org to see why I haven't posted here in a month.

And now- off to Mexico! We leave tomorrow a vacation from

unfair hearings,
boat construction,
cold rainy days,
fiberglass dust,
temperamental internet

But stay tuned, because in the works is an acutely detailed description of every step of the water tank project (you know you're excited) 

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

"Spring" on Denny Island



In this blog, I talk about how it's warm and wet all the time here, except when it's cold and dry. But I forgot to mention the times when it's cold and wet...

We got an unusual amount of snow this weekend, piling up and sticking around. It's beautiful, and a welcome variation of precipitation.

While you may think the boat cover is a great idea in these conditions, the snow sits heavily on the canvas, threatening to rip through every seam. We had to regularly crawl around the boat, shoving our bum in the air to shake the snow off the cover, like some strange primordial courting dance.

Ask John to show you sometime.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Cave Dwellers


Let me explain this picture. 

Once upon a weekend not so long ago, we had a sunny day. (shocking, I know) Motivated to utilize every ounce of dry, John removed one of the stanchions (metal poles holding our lifelines up that are attached through the deck with screws) with the intention of cleaning out the screw holes, drying out the deck, refilling the holes, and rescrewing the stanchion. The holes under these stanchions cause never-ending leak-chasing and need to be routinely rebedded to cut down on the raining inside the boat.

Unfortunately, as far as he got was removing the stanchion and making a big mess before the rain returned. He taped it up and covered it with a tarp, waiting for another dry spell to finish the job.

A week later (yes, that's right, it did not stop raining long enough to dry the deck for 7 days), we had a particularly bad rainstorm. I woke up almost falling out of bed. John was nudging me as far as I could go, because on the other side of him, our boat had wet the bed. The tape, the plastic, the cover, the bowl- they had failed. Our bed was soaked.

That was what we call "the last straw". 

Out came the full-boat cover (a convenient and not cheap throw-in when we bought the boat).

That's only half of the cover, the thing is huge

The previous owner warned it would take about half a day to sort out which way is up, stretch it over the boat, and tie it around all the dozens of bits and bobs in the way.



We were pleasantly surprised when two hours later we had a big tent on our boat.


And now, we live in a cave. But it's a dry cave, and I'm not complaining.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

How to Build a Somewhat Arbitrary Water Tank

First, collect your materials. You will need:

-tape measure

-exacto knife

-sharpie

-very long straight edge

-lots and lots of tape




-And as much cardboard as you can find.











 
Step 1. Take measurements off of your meticulously drawn diagram and change them, somewhat arbitrarily, based on your uneducated guess of what will fit through the companionway. Measure those new somewhat-arbitrary lengths on some cardboard and start throwing tape down.


 
Step 2. Add another side, but make sure it is the mirror image of what you actually want, so the entire exercise becomes somewhat arbitrary. 





Step 3 - 16. Continue using somewhat arbitrary measurements and miles of tape to make a flimsy cardboard mass roughly the size and shape of your old watertank



Step 17. Add more tape.



Step 18. Carry it, awkwardly, to the boat and attempt to shove it down the companionway without collapsing the flimsy shape of the cardboard mass. Get frustrated, and forget to take pictures.




Step 19. Place it, somewhat arbitrarily (since it's actually a mirror image of the shape it should be), in the open space where your water tank used to be. 
Stare at it. 
Scratch your head. 
Ponder trying to fill it with water. 
Go to bed, feeling somewhat arbitrary.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Arctic Outflows

The first question we get this time of year is: how much snow do you have right now? People are generally unimpressed with the answer.

We live on the coast. Our boat sits in salt water, the same water that touches Alaska, Hawaii, Mexico, and Antarctica. The ocean keeps the weather more temperate, bringing "warm" air up from the south.

We also live in one of only a few temperate rainforests in the world. By definition, this means that we average at least 4.5 feet of rain per year (we blow that statistic out of the water, with an average of 10 feet of rain per year) and our temperature primarily stays in the range of 39 and 54 degrees (F).

All winter (and spring and fall…) low pressure systems move over us from the southeast, bringing strong winds and LOTS of rain. Sometimes these systems pile up on each other and low grey clouds cover the sun for weeks at a time. Whisky Cove is fairly protected from the southeast, with a hill buffering the full force of the wind from us. But don't let me sugar coat it- we still have plenty of sleepless nights as gust after gust lays us on our side, pumps our mast, and throws books off the table.



And then, every once in a while, we get an Arctic Outflow. Instead of the normal west-east moist/mild air flow, cold arctic air comes down from the north and gets stuck on the west side of the Rockies, funneling bitterly cold winds down valleys and channels.  The sky clears, the temperature plummets, and the wind shifts around to the northeast.

If you stand on our boat and look northeast, the first piece of land you see is a small island a mile away. We lie completely unprotected from these winds.

Last week, the first arctic outflow of the year visited Denny Island. For four days, the temperature hovered around 10F, with a windchill below zero, and the seas never calmed. This was a minor outflow, they can be significantly longer, colder, and windier, but it was enough for me. Even with our diesel heater running 24/7, we had ice build up on the inside of our windows.

 (don't mind the water stains...when the window's not frozen, it's wet...)

Our water pipes froze, our boat engines wouldn't start, our equipment failed, and my fingers were numb!

The outflow brought us perspective on what "cold and windy" really meant. When the storm finally broke, the temperature jumped 50 degrees in two days, the clouds moved in, and it started to rain again. I never thought I'd be so excited to see a week's forecast of nothing but rain and wind...

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

A Christmas Story, Part III

So now it's dark. And windy. And raining. We are motoring down the channel, navigating blindly by compass and chartplotter (an electronic map with our GPS location). Every third gust shoves the bow one way and the stern another, sending teacups flying and completely disorienting the crew.

Still on island time, we had left our sheltered bay late and were now slogging our way home, after dark.

The wind continues to build as we approach the mouth of the channel, shaking it's finger at us for leaving the security of our protected bay to tempt it.

It's Christmas, so of course we festively have lights strung up the stays and down the mast, wound tightly around both our mainsail and jib. We had no intention of Sailing our sailboat! But as we enter Seaforth (that's the big channel that runs right out to the ocean), John and I independently ponder the quickest way to rip those lights down and get a sail up in the case of an engine failure.

Keep breathing Grandma, 
we didn't have to do that.

But we did have to turn around, admitting defeat and subjecting ourselves to a much longer journey than we wanted. But with 40 knots of wind on our beam knocking us over at every opportunity, choppy waves crashing over the rail, daggers of icy rain pummeling us, an almost swamped dinghy, and only 1 knot of forward progress, we just felt it was the "smart" decision.

The wind hurried us along, encouraging our retreat. Back in Troop, out of the waves, the wind and rain continue to hound us. And here's the crux, the crucial moment, the climax:  Now  What?

I hover over the chart, dripping, my left index finger lying flat on the page, meagerly imitating the violent winds pummeling us from the southeast. I search for an indentation in the land, protected from the force of my index finger, and shallow enough to hold our anchor. I find it- Troop Lagoon- perfect. It's only 20 minutes away.

As we approach the lagoon entrance, I turn on our high powered spotlight and casually shine it off to starboard, wondering if we'll be able to see shore through the rain. The solid rock wall that materializes next to me, reflecting my light like a mirror, startles the light right out of my hands. The entrance suddenly feels claustrophobic. Disoriented and unnerved, we turn around and pace the entrance, trying to find and keep our bearings.

As we creep through the narrow corridor (on our third try), my body tenses in anticipation of that sudden remarkable calm, as if someone has flipped the switch on the wind machine, and the corresponding confidence that you've found a sheltered anchorage.

My body stays tense. The calm doesn't come. The hills that on the chart looked glenda-like, with mothering instincts, instead take handfuls of already tempestuous air and hurl them down their backs at us. We take one lap and craw right back out of deceptive Troop Lagoon.

Our feelings are hurt, our feet are soaked, and our eyes are strained, but we keep chugging, tracing our own wakelines from a few hours ago.



"At least we know it's protected," I offer, breaking the exhausted silence. Halcyon is heading right back to our nameless bay, where there is: protected anchorage (for wind), shallow bottom (for anchoring), good crabbing (for eating), freshwater stream (for hiking). It also fills tonight's simplified criteria: Safe. Close. 

I still have the spotlight out, the beam shakily following the coast on our starboard side, as we creep back into our safe bay. Suddenly the beam is alive and flapping- 200 sleeping seabirds startle and simultaneously ascend. For the first time in three hours, I tear my gaze away from the shore and wiggle my numb toes. I stand, stretch, and head to the bow to perform my end of our Team Anchoring routine. John turns Halcyon in a big U, so the bow will face what breeze squeezes past our beloved sheltering hills, while I unlash the anchor and prepare the windlass (that's the very handy piece of equipment that does all the heavy lifting for me). I've just turned on the windlass remote when John -gasp- breaks the routine.

"Drop the anchor, now," he calmly shouts up to the bow. I don't ask questions, I drop the anchor. At 100 feet of chain out, I stop, waiting for John to resume the routine and put the boat in reverse. Instead, he stands on the deck and shines our trusty spotlight on some rocks that look a bit too close.

For a few moments, I pause, my finger still on the "anchor down" button, watching John watch the rocks, confident there is logic behind the staring. Soon he turns to meet my gaze.

"prop's wrapped"
"oh S@#!" it escapes before I can stop it.
Now we're both watching those rocks, and they definitely seem too close.

When Halcyon had made her big U to get into anchoring position, our faithful dinghy had followed a bit too close. Without a glimpse in the rearview mirror (perhaps we should get one of those...), Halcyon backed right over our poor dinghy's painter line (it's leash, essentially). The dinghy walked -floated- away with only minor bruises, but Halcyon was incapacitated, her propeller firmly entangled in the line and jammed to a halt. 

What happens next is simply astounding. John and I act like sensible, smart, calm people faced with a crisis, instead of the cold, wet, hungry, exhausted people we are, and shuffle below to warm up and sort out our options. This turns out to be quite simple, really, as we have very few to sort.
  • we have no engine
  • we have an anchor down, but were unable to set it properly, so it may drag
  • if the anchor drags, it will drag us towards a pile of menacing looking rocks
  • there's currently no way to move the boat away from the menacing looking rocks
  • it's late, dark, and still blowing hard
  • there's no way to help the prop in these conditions
The decision is a quick one.

It's 10pm by the time we set a second anchor, peel off the drenched layers, and collapse into bed. I set the alarm for 11...pm. Every hour I'll pry my eyes open, stick my head out the companionway with our trusty spotlight (fast becoming our most prized piece of boat equipment), and squint at the rocks, trying to guage if they are actually closer than they were an hour ago... or maybe we just swung a bit... or maybe I'm paranoid and they are no closer at all. I'll eventually convince myself it's the latter and fall back into bed. For an hour.



"You're going barefoot?!" John is covered from head to ankle in neoprene. The sun is up. Sometime during the night the tempest blew itself out and now the water in the bay is a mirror. A schizophrenic one, granted, with no recollection of it's previous night's demon act. The neoprene is to slightly delay the onset of hypothermia as John goes for an involuntary day-after-boxing-day polar bear swim. The only way to free our propeller is to cut the line away by hand. I stand on the icy deck, empathetically shivering as John lowers himself into the 41 degree water.


15 freezing minutes later, John climbs out with what's left of the chewed up line.
45 minutes later, I lash the anchor to the bow as John steers Halcyon out of the bay.
3 hours later, we pull into Whiskey Cove, after a pleasant, uneventful motor home.
                It didn't even rain.

Friday, January 6, 2012

A Christmas Story, Part II

My favorite part about living on a sailboat is that our home doubles as our vacation getaway vessel. Twenty minutes after making the torturous decision to damn the forecasters and take Halcyon out on Christmas despite the pending gale warning, we were motoring down the channel, already out of sight of the dock and any doubt that we made the right decision.

We chose a small nameless bay in Troop passage, a pleasant two hour motor away. It easily fulfilled our standing criteria: protected anchorage (for wind), shallow bottom (for anchoring), good crabbing (for eating), freshwater stream (for hiking).

We arrived mid afternoon, set the hook firmly, and settled into the satisfying tempo of boat life at anchor.

Take watch off -- go fishing -- set crab pots -- dinghy ashore -- bushwhack through woods -- wrestle with Chaco -- skip stones -- collect clams -- explore bay...
Drink tea -- warm up -- dry off -- read books -- eat chocolate bars -- play chess -- snuggle with Chaco...
Pig out on [free] gourmet seafood dinner -- go to bed early.

Yes, the wind was blowing and the rain was dumping but that's why we have closets full of fleeces, hats, gloves, muck boots, and waterproof pants. We could hear the gusts charge through the treetops above us, the broad hillside sheltering Halcyon like a shield.

Sleep in -- make pancakes -- read books -- stay in PJ's until lunch...
Suit up -- dinghy ashore -- wander -- check crab pots -- go fishing...
Wonder what time it is -- look for watch.

It wasn't getting late, the sun just sets very early around here. And that hillside performed it's sheltering duty alarmingly well, concealing the brunt of the storm from us with the deceptively calm bay in it's shadow. And our faithful dinghy, blindly following in our wake, so trusting in Halcyon to prudently lead the way.

To be continued...